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Nopium

(n.)

A product or experience sold at a premium for what it leaves out, where the missing ingredient is the luxury.

He spent half his bonus on nopium: a dumbphone with no internet and a watch that needed hand-winding.

Does it ring true?

From the future, or already here?

Coinage notes

No grafted onto opium. Borrowing from Marx’s “religion is the opium of the people”; but turned inside out. The phrase has become shorthand for whatever a society uses to numb itself, but as the numbing agents become universally available, nopium captures the status flip where the rich pay to abstain. Pronounced NO-pee-um.

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